Dear Jeffrey
Donald Trump's creepy AF birthday card to Jeffrey Epstein
This song is a companion to “Release The Epstein Files.” to be released on Monday. Stay tuned.
The lyrics below are actually a word-for-word verbatim transcription of a birthday card Donald Trump wrote to convicted sex trafficker and child rapist, as reported by the Rupert Murdoch-owned Wall Street Journal.
Lyrics
Voice Over: There must be more to life than having everything.
Donald: Yes, there is, but I won’t tell you what it is.
Jeffrey: Nor will I, since I also know what it is.
Donald: We have certain things in common, Jeffrey.
Jeffrey: Yes, we do, come to think of it.
Donald: Enigmas never age, have you noticed that?
Jeffrey: As a matter of fact, it was clear to me the last time I saw you.
Trump: A pal is a wonderful thing. Happy Birthday — and may every day be another wonderful secret. Donald